Quotes & Bumper Sticker Wisdom

"KIDS SAY THE DARNDEST THINGS" Art Linkletter

"EVEN AFTER THEY GROW UP" Joey Donovan

The truth is rarely pure and never simple.

Oscar Wilde

I intend to live forever.... so far, so good.

Steven Wright

If you try to fail and succeed, which have you done?
George Carlin

I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the self-help section?" She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.
George Carlin

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.

Bob Hope

I am not young enough to know everything.

Oscar Wilde

The great challenge of adulthood is holding on to your idealism after you lose your innocence

Bruce Springsteen

We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars.
Oscar Wilde

I'm gonna put a curse on you and all your kids will be born completely naked.

Jimi Hendrix

The young have aspirations that will never come to pass, the old have reminisences of what never happened.
Saki

I don't know a thing about music- in my line, you don't have to
Elvis Presley

A wise man can see more from the bottom of a well than a fool can from a mountain top .

Those who dance are thought mad by those who hear not the music.

Belief is no substitute for knowledge.

People are more passionately opposed to wearing fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than bikers.

42.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot

How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink?

ECOLOGY & ENVIRONMENT (is that redundant?)

Reasonable men adapt themselves to their environment; unreasonable men try to adapt their environment to themselves. Thus all progress is the result of the efforts of unreasonable men.

George Bernard Shaw

Only after the last tree has been cut down, only after the last river has been poisoned, only after the last fish has been caught, only then will you find that money can not be eaten.

Cree Indian Prophecy

The nation that destroys its soil destroys itself.

Franklin D. Roosevelt

POLITICS, PATRIOTISM, HUMAN RIGHTS

They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.
Benjamin Franklin, 1759

When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace
Jimi Hendrix

Get all the fools on your side and you can be elected to anything.

Frank Dane

You're not to be so blind with patriotism that you can't face reality. Wrong is wrong, no matter who says or does it.
Malcolm X

THE WISDOM OF BUMPER STICKERS

Common sense is not always common practice.

You can’t own a cat- the best you can do is be partners.

Lord, help me to be the person my dog thinks I am.

I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize

All extremists should be shot

Time flies like an arrow
Fruit flies like a banana

Always remember you're unique-
just like everyone else

He who dies with the most toys
is nonetheless dead

It's bad luck to be superstitious

If you can't change your mind,
are you sure you still have one?

Happiness is good health and bad memory

Madness takes its toll (please have exact change)

If marriage is outlawed,
only outlaws will have inlaws

Love is grand.
Divorce is twenty grand.

A clear conscience is usually a sign of bad memory

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